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You probably never expected this. The Me Too movement has now hit the iPhone.

We are learning about smartphone size privilege, and it is evil.

You see, my friends, a new iPhone stands accused of sexism by women.

Ladies say the big 6.5-inch screen is too large for the average female hand.

So now we know, 6.5-inch is too much, too big.

And it's triggering a backlash. New York Times writer Zanepte Fetchy says that women like her with small hands are stuck with something they can't hold and constantly risk dropping.

British journalist Caroline Perez says the big device is too large for her grip and gave her a repetitive strain injury.

It's science, folks. A 2015 study showed the average man's hand is an inch larger than a woman's.

And every inch matters with big phone design.

British MP Jess Phillips complains the default standard in technology is always that which suits a man.

Including men's pockets. According to an August 2018 survey of denim brands, the big iPhone will not fit into 60% of women's jeans pockets.

So it's time to end male pocket dominance.

When will sexist pig designers learn?

When will we have senate hearings over the discriminatory size of the iPhone?

By the way, you can buy one that's only 4.7 inches, ladies. I mean, what's the deal here?