Jerry Moonbeam Brown is America's highest paid governor and one of the cheapest.

How cheap? San Francisco Chronicle says that Governor Brown wears sneakers that he is on for 25 years.

Can you imagine how those things smell? He gets mad at his wife when she buys him a new sweater or suit.

Mrs. Brown says that her husband doesn't like possessions. She says that he can live on almost nothing.

He's just not a material guy. Now look, if Moonbeam wants to wear the same outfit for decades,

more power to it. If he doesn't like stuff, doesn't want stuff, won't buy stuff fine.

Who cares if Governor Brown doesn't want to spend his own money? But here's the thing.

He sure as hell doesn't mind taxing and spending everybody else's money.

Healthcare and benefits for illegal aliens. No problem. He signs that into law.

Multi-billion dollar high speed trains to nowhere. Spend away.

For every welfare program, a imaginable Governor Moonbeam hands over taxpayer money to pay for it.

Wouldn't it be great if Jerry Brown was just as much of a tight wad with the public's money as he is with his own?

If we believe this, do you really believe any of this?