So get this headline, same sex penguin couple to raise first gender neutral check at London Aquarium.

Okay, according to the Hill, a couple of female penguins named Rocky and Marama are being treated as a couple at the Sea Life Foundation London.

Aquarium manager Graham McGrath says the two female penguins have shown their commitment to each other in previous breeding seasons.

How? Don't know. Article doesn't say. They're probably just guessing or hoping.

But it does say that in addition to showing their commitment to each other, these two women penguins showed they can build an nest.

So these two women penguins were given a baby penguin. They did not give birth to it. The baby was taken from its real mother penguin, which had another chick to raise.

Baby chick penguins at this Aquarium are given tags that identify their gender, but this chick has a purple tag.

The Aquarium has decided to define this baby penguin as gender neutral. They didn't ask the penguin about it. They just did it.

Manager McGrath says this may ruffle a few feathers, but he's okay with that. I'm going to make a prediction.

If this chick grows to maturity, it'll prove that it isn't gender neutral and it'll eventually mate with a penguin at the opposite sex.

Another guess? There won't be any March of the Purple Penguin Documentaries and theaters anytime soon, because these people are not

their genuine wackos. I wish I had more time for this.