According to a new study by the travel industry, Americans got 17 vacation days last year on average,

which is the most in eight years. Good news, right? Well, the study also shows that a majority of

Americans, 52%, do not use all their allotted vacation time. In fact, 24% have not taken a vacation

in over a year. The main reason is guilt. People think they'll look less dedicated to their jobs

if they take some time off. And it'll be more easily replaced. It turns out that science now says

it's just as well that Americans don't take off as much as they could. A new Australian study warns

that tourism has a horrible impact on global warming. According to the integrated sustainability

analysis, that's a team of people at the University of Sydney, 10% of all greenhouse gases supposedly

come from tourism. You realize what a crock that is? And these Aussie global warning researchers say

the number one offenders are American tourists. Well, of course. So here's some advice for you,

liberals who believe this rot guts stay home. Don't travel. Get back to work. Save the earth. Save

your jobs all at the same time and leave the sea in the USA and the world to us.