My friends, a couple of House Democrats are having a hissy fit over who's going to pay for

feminine hygiene products. New York Representative Grace Mang and Sean Patrick Maloney are demanding

the federal government pay for everything here. They want feminine products to be distributed

free in all congressional bathrooms, and they want a reimbursement check for any congressman or

woman who buys the products elsewhere. Now, this demand was sent to the Speaker of the House

last week. These New York Democrats say that all women are entitled to feminine hygiene

products. Women deserve them, and its high-time government makes them available. The same way

paper towels and toilet paper are provided in bathrooms. Congressman Maloney already buys the

products using his office budget, and he distributes them to his female staff and visitors,

and now he wants payback from the government. So, okay, free feminine hygiene products because

people are entitled and deserving. Why not free congressional condoms? How about free shaving

cream and razors? How about free jockstrap? How about free condoms? Oh, I said that, but there's

still a lot of other free things they can choose. Where does this list of entitlements stop?

Surely not with tampons, I mean, is anybody called Sandra Fluck about this?