Dress codes in American schools have been part of the culture wars for a long time.

The latest battlefield, Albert Einstein has cruel in the liberal bastion of Montgomery County,

Maryland. Last week, a new principle emailed the rules to students and parents.

Scourts and dresses must not show private areas while the person wearing them is sitting,

walking, going upstairs or whatever girls or boys or trainees in dresses and skirts do.

Backless tops exposed mid-drips visible underwear no longer permitted.

Now in real-vail, there's nothing controversial here, but this is liberal-vill-maryland.

Parents complained that the dress code was sexist. They argued the rules would be impossible to enforce.

Now, students said the new rules would cause body image issues for girls.

One female student complained that teachers would be using their judgment about what's

appropriate and what's inappropriate, and that's kind of gross. We can't have adults judging

kids. So the students deliberately wore outfits that violated the dress code, proving once again

that no matter what the rules are, certain kids are going to do it anyway.

And the kids are in charge, not the educators, not the parents. Respect for authority?

Nah, folks, forget that. Respect for the rules. Nah, forget that. Respect for themselves.

Well, if they had any of that, we wouldn't even be talking about any of this.