As I celebrate my 30 years behind the Golden E.I.B. microphone, I want to take just a minute.

Folks, we've been through so much together. Bush 41, two terms of Bill Clinton, the intern,

Bill sidekick, the smartest woman in America, Madam Rodham Clinton, Bush 43, 9-11.

We've had two terms of Barack Hussein, oh, and Michelle, my bell, oh, we've had Michael J,

we've had Sandra F, we've had same-sex marriage, addidictimies, chopper decorfimies,

30 years of demonstrating absurdity, 30 years of making the complex understandable, 30 years of

advancing conservatism and truth. And yeah, over 30 years, a lot's happened, a lot's changed,

but some things remain the same. America is the greatest nation on earth, the American people,

those who make the country work are the most generous, the most compassionate,

the hardest working people on earth. And when unleashed from big government, our freedom lights

up the world. And you, my audience, you're the greatest of the great. For 30 years, everything I've

achieved, I could not have achieved without you. And I thank you from the bottom of my heart,

as well as the highly overrated staff. You all mean everything to me.