This is cold. This is freezing cold.

The Portland Organ Branch of Neyrol,

the National Abortion and Reproductive Right Action League,

has a new promotional product.

They're partnering with What's the Scoop?

It's a local ice cream parlor to produce

an abortion-themed ice cream flavor.

Not kidding, folks, they're calling it Rocky Roe V Wade.

Now, this new abortion ice cream is supposed to help

the foe meant resistance to Brett Kavanaugh,

President Trump's supreme court nominee.

People can even buy the abortion ice cream online,

but then they won't have the honor

of watching a bona fide pro-abortion superstar

scooping it for them.

Now, most normal people would use certain words

to describe this abortion flavor ice cream promotion.

Words like perverse, pathetic, deranged, insane,

mad, maybe even evil.

And I would agree, but I've got another word.

And that's relieved.

I'm relieved that Neyrol and the What's the Scoop ice cream

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