Where we have some bad news from across the pond. Last year, McDonald's, Mickey D's,

and the United Kingdom got rid of all of their plastic straws. Management figured that by

changing over to paper straws, it had 1,300 restaurants. They would prove to the environmentalist

laccoses that they were serious about saving the earth. But you see there's a problem. According

to CNN, McDonald's paper straws are too thick to be processed by recyclers in the UK.

Even though the straws are paper, they cannot be recycled. Unlike the plastic straws that

McDonald's got rid of, which were recyclable. This is a huge backfire. My friends, it's unsustainable.

Now I sure hope the smartest creatures in the sea, the dolphins. I hope they take a good look at

what just happened here. Environmentalist laccos pressure every evil corporation to stop using plastic.

McDonald's surrendered, and now the dolphins and the whales, the sea turtles, are in mortal danger.

While hunting for their fishy fast food in the oceans, these beautiful creatures

may end up swallowing soggy paper straws, which cannot be recycled, and you know how that would

embarrass the dolphins. You'll just have to suck it up. What else can they do when dealing with

environmentalist laccos? Same thing we have to do. Suck it up.