Okay, folks, as a new study out there, man-made global warming is going to kill off

barley crops in 34 different regions worldwide. That means beer shortages, skyrocketing beer prices.

And there's even worse news than that. Oxford University Professor Peter Franklin predicts that

global temperatures are going to rise more than 2.7 degrees because the international community

will not meet the goals of the Paris Agreement, and we all know whose fault that will be. The result,

why my friends terrible things for mankind and woman kind and perhaps even tranny kind,

the world's permafrost will melt. And that'll unleash ancient bacteria and other biological

agents that have been frozen for thousands of years. The thawed out bacteria will reawaken the

black death also known as the plague. The recycled black death plague will kill millions,

and they'll die thirsty because there won't be any beer. White male college students hardest hit.

In that sense, it might be sweet justice. White male college students get shornage beer while

the rest of us die. The left thinks that's fair.