What do you think my least favorite class was in high school?

It was PE.

I hated PE.

My body is not built for sports.

I hated PE.

So I wanted to tell you a story about how in PE in high school I signed up for weight

lifting which was notoriously the easiest PE class you could take.

Basically, in weight lifting we would just sit around and the teacher would randomly

walk around and make sure you were like doing what you were supposed to be doing.

So my friend and I, we devised this thing called the Give Me an A-face.

Oh God, which meant we basically chose weights that were super light and super easy to lift.

And if the teacher came around, we would make a face as if it was super hard and we were

working super hard.

Tobin, who do you think you were fooling though?

When you do like two pound weights?

Okay.

But I'm telling you the story because I feel like where I do my Give Me an A-face now is

anytime I'm standing in front of a piece of modern art that I do not get.

Oh, oh, same.

Absolutely.

You do like the countdown in your head of like, okay, I've been staring at this for 10 seconds.

Yep.

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