Running Up the Tab! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Factor: Head to https://factormeals.com/garbage50off and use code garbage50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. Hollow Socks: For a limited time Hollow Socks is having a Buy 3, Get 3 Free Sale. Head to https://Hollowsocks.com today to check it out. HexClad: Find your forever cookware @hexclad and get 10% off at https://hexclad.com/garbage! Cash App: Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/li0uni5h Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
0:04.4	This is R. You Garbage.
0:05.9	Hey, yeah.
0:06.5	It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedian.
0:09.3	And we find.
0:12.0	Not today.
0:15.0	Fucking Michelin star dickhead over here.
0:18.4	We find out if they grew up to be happy not what if they grew up to be classy
0:22.7	which are just a big old piece of trash like my co-host real garbage man hi my host
0:30.0	tally coming at you on a beautiful day we're out back here with todie's in a new addition
0:33.4	she is up to something.
0:42.9	If I was prepared, I would know the joke.
0:44.8	She's got a lot going on.
0:46.7	Yeah, so do you apparently.
0:47.5	She does.
0:49.7	She's working in a kitchen now.
0:50.1	Uh-huh.
0:50.6	Yeah.
0:52.5	Okay, what's with all the kitchen content?
0:53.9	The Michelin Star.
0:55.4	She's into... I've been watching that Marco Pierre White. Uh-huh. Making him sardine sandwiches. Uh-huh. Butter. Life without butter. Let me try watching an elliptical, will you? My coach is coming at you from across the table. I'm ignoring that. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He's an international businessman, and unfortunately, my best friend in the whole wide world.
1:13.3	Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang. Shout out to you. As always, she's making shit. Stop cut me off. You're fucking kiss ass. They're all kiss asses over here, by the way, everybody. All of them. They'll suck up on Kippy's teats hairy nipples i don't get but
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