0:00.0	Oh shit.
0:03.0	Hey, everybody.
0:06.0	Um, we got dates. Um, we got dates. We got dates. We got dates. Are Hey everybody.
0:21.6	We got dates. We got dates. Ontario Improv March 10th. You missed it. It sold out. Look at this grin.
0:29.6	Look at this. Grin. Maybe we'll add a second show? Probably not. I'm so tired. You'll see. You'll see.
0:35.6	Indianapolis low tickets. Fortne sold out second show added
0:41.8	second show louisville kentucky first show sold out second show added what's i you
0:46.5	Cincinnati ohio low tickets Toledo ohio still a lot of tickets go get them go get them
0:54.0	Albuquerque new mexico san antonio Toledo, Ohio. Still a lot of tickets. Go get them. Go get them.
1:02.0	Albuquerque, New Mexico. San Antonio, three shows sold out. Fourth show added. Grand Rapids,
1:08.1	Hartford, Albany, Syracuse, Los Angeles. Netflix is a joke. Sold out, son. I know I'm not,
1:15.4	whatever, I'm bragging. It feels good. It's is good it's a new good feeling I was used to like not so sold out San Diego second show added that might that's for sure to load tickets first
1:22.5	show sold out San Diego May 16th Burbank June 1st 1st, Tempe, Arizona, June 13, 14, 15th, San Jose, Richmond, Virginia, Spokane, just added.
1:33.6	Des Mois, Iowa, already low tickets in August.
1:37.0	That's dope.
1:38.6	Omaha, Portland, Oregon, you've been asking, I'm coming.
1:41.8	August 7th, Portland, Oregon, where am I at? Tacoma, Washington just added, I'm coming. August 7th, Portland, Oregon.
1:45.0	Where am I at?
1:50.9	Tacoma, Washington just added, Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, just added Tampa, Orlando.
1:53.3	These are all just added the next four.
2:06.4	Greensboro, North Carolina, Charlotte, North Carolina, Detroit, Michigan, Fort Worth, Texas, Dallas,, Chicago, Kansas City, tickets at Craig Cohnett.com.
2:10.5	I know that was a lot of dates, but I got diaper bills. I better be saying them correctly now.
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