Hey everybody, we are so close to a very merry middle of somewhere. It is happening December 18th at 8 o'clock.

I do want to tell you that if you know just just to make sure everything goes smoothly, we recommend being there 30 to 45 minutes early.

Now does that mean you have to sit there for that long? No it doesn't. I'm just saying sign in, make sure you're in the room, make sure everything's working.

I just feel like that's going to be the best for everybody if you can. Yeah what we don't want is people to show up and to have some sort of technical difficulty and not be able to see the show.

So get there early. It's 8 p.m. Central people keep asking which time. Central.

8 p.m. Central and it's going to be like opening gifts. We got a whole bunch of fun ideas. We have guests. We have segments. We have a little treat at the end. We have some fun stuff but you're going to show up and it's going to be like Christmas morning. Every new segment is a...

Well what's this? That was a present noise. It sounded like that sounded sexual. Hey everybody this is Siamensen and sometimes when I open presents it's very sensual and awesome. And anyways I love Christmas!

Hey everybody this is Chad Daniels and you have landed in the middle of somewhere. Thank you. Welcome back. Thanks for joining us. Across from me is of course. He's got his hair comb today. He's looking as the kids would say fresh.

It's Siamensen. Hello Chad. Pump it up. It's Saturday morning. It is interesting that you chose that phrase to say to me today.

Now it is Saturday morning. We're recording on a Saturday morning. Tuesday of this week. So about five days ago I thought you know what I'm going to do. I'm sick of the elliptical machine in my bedroom. It's December. It's 40 degrees outside.

I'm going to talk about this lake where I take po for a walk. It's like it's a mile and a half around. So I said I'm going to run around the lake. That's what I'm going to do.

I don't run. I'm not a runner. I have a new hip. I'm not supposed to run. You have a runner. It's a body. Absolutely. Yeah. I absolutely do have a runner's body. If you're running Black Friday ice cream sale. I was going to say if you're running through a wall filled with cool aid.

Oh, listen, I knew you what you were going to say. That's why I hurried and beat you to it. I have been I have been honing that skill since the second grade, motherfucker. You have a think I can't come up with a drunk dad joke faster than anybody. You're crazy.

Because I can't I'm the ninja of drunk dad jokes because I was a kid. I'd see a kid's eyes light up when my dad stumbled into the PTA meeting. And I'd be like, no, no, motherfucker. I'm first. So you have a well, just doesn't mean I'm not going to finish. You have a runner's body as in you're running out of years.

You know, I appreciate that. I like the cool aid one better. And the fact that you just said it doesn't mean I'm going to finish. I hate thinking that Jenna has to hear that sometimes. That drives me absolutely insane. And I might vomit my way to our actual runner's body. All right. Why tits on with the story.

So I decide what I'm going to do is since I'm not a runner, I am going and I don't like the clogging along. I don't like the jogging because that's just like that is a recipe for busted knees. So I say I'm going to run as fast as I can for a minute.

Then I'm going to walk for a minute. Then I'm going to run as fast as I can for another minute. I'm going to continue that twice around the lake.

They call that high interval something training. Hit. I.i.t. hit high interval. I don't know. It just makes me feel good. It releases in Dwarf and start running.

And as soon as I start running. Now you should know that if you don't have a runner's body or you can bust through a wall yelling, cool aid.

Then you should also know that when you run with a hoodie on your body shakes. There's a definite like movement of your body. And it's up and down and it's rhythmic. And so I'm running. And all the sudden there are like 10 women who are hands across America walking towards me.

Like they're looking for a missing person in a field. They're spaced out perfectly. And I have to run through them as I'm just like I can feel my nipples chafing from the wrong.

So this is to paint the picture. This is a gaggle of housewives. Right. That's that's what we're talking about. I've seen a gaggle.

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