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College Football Enquirer

Runaway Kangaroos, Playoff Chaos Theories, & Indianapolis Strip Clubs

College Football Enquirer

Yahoo Sports

News, Sports News, Football, College Basketball, College Football, Ncaa, Ncaa Basketball, Ncaa Football, Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

We are sad here at the Yahoo Sports College Podcast. As we know, the football season is winding down when we reach the infamous ACC/SEC November Cupcake Week. To cheer themselves up, Dan Wetzel, Pete Thamel and SI’s Pat Forde plan a road trip to one of the many horrible games taking place across the nation this weekend. (00:33)The guys also preview THE matchup of the weekend as Penn State is set to travel to Ohio State in a giant Big 10 tilt. Can Chase Young get right back to work as he returns from his two-game suspension? (12:04)What are our favorite scenarios to tip the college football playoff into chaos? We have you covered with a few semi-realistic paths to absurdity. (19:48) Next, the honorable Judge Wetzel presents two cases to Judges Forde and Thamel. The first involves Burger King and an angry Vegan. The second involves three judges, White Castle, and an Indianapolis strip club…needless to say you won’t want to skip this court appearance. (29:43)As always, Pete, Pat and Dan pick a 6 pack of games against the spread as their yearly “Race for the Case” is coming down to the wire. (45:18) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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0:00.0

Time now for the Yahoo Sports College Podcast with Dan Wetzel.

0:07.0

We'll launder money. We'll tell you how to launder money. We got all sorts of things going on here.

0:11.0

Pete Thermo! I'm rowing the boat for you, Dan. sort of things going on here. Pete Tamil!

0:13.0

I'm rowing the boat for you, Dan.

0:15.0

I'm in.

0:16.0

My oar is in the water.

0:17.0

And S.I's pad 40!

0:21.0

Why did you do it? Why? Why did you walk off the field against Northwestern? And here's damn.

0:30.0

All right, welcome to the pod.

0:35.0

It's kind of the dead week of college football.

0:38.0

We have one good game this weekend.

0:40.0

Ohio State, Penn State.

0:41.5

Thank you Big Ten for scheduling something.

0:44.0

This weekend is always a depressing one, and I get why everyone does it.

0:50.0

But it's just like, you're all revved up for the season.

0:55.6

It's it's it's you know and then you just get you garbage

0:58.6

The SEC and ACC play combined eight non-conference games this weekend, essentially by games.

1:05.0

It's a by week or an inactive week or whatever you want to call it.

1:09.7

The average win total for these eight opponents, they have won 4.75 games.

1:13.7

Yee-haw!

1:16.7

Tailgate guys are getting bottom of the barrel prices this week.

1:19.6

It's a tough week for the tailgate guys.

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