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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Rummy Hates Fireworks Now

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

A DJ is slammed for playing song for prom queen with no working legs, an alleged threesome leads to a 60 person brawl on a cruise and a drunk wedding guest nearly sets venue on fire and continues dancing. 

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1:16.7

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1:24.7

Junior Vice President.

1:26.7

Cut me loose mama.

1:38.7

We've gone global.

1:41.7

We international up in this yeah it's Wednesday morning here in Tokyo but it's Tuesday night in Los Angeles where Anthony and our producer Erica are residing.

1:51.7

How are you guys?

1:53.7

Konichiwa bitches.

1:55.7

Hey, that's like one of the few few things they know the not knowing Japanese is really shown up this trip.

2:04.7

I feel like more than more than any other.

2:07.7

You look you look tired I'll say it when did you get in?

2:11.7

I think it's the lighting partly to here but I did just like make a extra coffee to chug because emico is like you sound like someone that's exhausted.

2:18.7

I've been here for a week and a half but I did go exercise and took the kids out a little bit this morning it's hot.

2:25.7

A F here so maybe it's the only taking a little out of me language but you hang out in Tokyo for like a week and a half and all the sudden you're just swearing it up a.

2:34.7

Swearing up a storm I'm tired too I this is Rumi's third fourth July yesterday was Rumi's fourth third fourth July and he's decided this year to get into being scared of fireworks.

2:46.7

I've always bragged about how Rumi like did they didn't bother him at all and then get last night I went to a Dodgers game took Liz and her friend who was visiting in town to a Dodgers game had a great time saw some fireworks there and then came home and and he was freaking out.

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