Rum Punch
Comedy of the Week
BBC
3.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2025
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Marley wants to join a new gym with a legendary trainer. Unfortunately, he can’t afford the fees. Meanwhile Taylor needs an interesting character to write about – Angie thinks she knows just the person.
Created by Travis Jay, Rum Punch is an award-winning sitcom that follows a multigenerational family as they juggle pursuit of their individual ambitions with their responsibilities to the family business - a Caribbean restaurant in the heart of Lewisham.
Rum Punch cast:
Charlie - Ninia Benjamin Des - Kevin Garry (KG Tha Comedian) Taylor - Kyrah Gray Lydia - Letitia Hector Marley - Travis Jay Angie - Angie Le Mar Delroy - Eddie Nestor
Writer – Travis Jay Additional Material – Danielle Vitalis Script Editor – Atlanta Green Sound Engineer – David Thomas Editor – David Thomas Production Assistant – Sahar Malaika Rajabali, Eunice Oshiguwa, Jessica Fatoye Producers – Daisy Knight and Jules Lom Executive Producers – Richard Allen-Turner and Jon Thoday
An Avalon Television Production for BBC Radio 4
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, podcasts. |
| 0:07.3 | Welcome to the Wayne Rooney show. |
| 0:09.3 | Twice a week, Wayne Rooney, Kayeard and me, Kelly Somers, |
| 0:12.4 | break down the biggest stories in the Premier League and beyond. |
| 0:15.5 | Coming to the Premier League, he's shown one called Play, he isn't. |
| 0:18.2 | He's been probably the sound of the season. |
| 0:19.6 | Plus, we'll hear the funniest and most outrageous stories from Wayne's career. |
| 0:23.7 | I had two seasons when I played as the number nine and scored 34 goals in both the seasons. |
| 0:28.1 | But I was bored. |
| 0:30.3 | Wayne Runey Show. |
| 0:31.5 | It's what everybody's talking about. |
| 0:33.8 | Watch an eye player, listen on sounds. |
| 0:48.3 | Thank you. Watch an eye player, listen on Towns. Des, how much longer for the food? It's been ages. |
| 0:51.7 | Why do we keep letting him cook? |
| 0:54.5 | Shh. |
| 0:57.7 | Stop it, DeRoy. He's just trying to, you know, contribute. |
| 0:59.8 | I mean, um, what you're making? |
| 1:02.0 | There's, we can't wait. |
| 1:04.6 | It's a traditional recipe. |
| 1:05.7 | It takes time. |
| 1:06.8 | No, just hurry up. |
| 1:09.2 | Where the heck are Marley and Taylor? |
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