Rules For The Tom Brady Roast
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 22 March 2023
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | going on. So, uh, I know this will sound like it sports, but it's not actually sports. |
| 0:04.6 | Uh, Tom Brady is doing that roast, you know, and I saw that he says he's got one rule. |
| 0:09.8 | It's fine with the being roasted, which I guess you'd have to be if you sign up to do a roast. |
| 0:13.9 | But he says no jokes about his family. But the people are trying to decide if that count, |
| 0:18.5 | like, does Jacelle count? I don't think that counts. If you guys are divorced, then you |
| 0:24.0 | can make no jokes about your kids though. I feel like you would specifically say no jokes |
| 0:28.9 | about my kids. He said apparently no jokes about his family. But then I saw, uh, Jacelle |
| 0:34.1 | has talked about the divorce. They said it was for the first time since the split. It's |
| 0:39.1 | an interview with Vanity Fair. She's talking about how you know, this was the death of my |
| 0:44.1 | dream. Everything helped her. I wanted to achieve and blah, blah, you worked so hard. |
| 0:47.9 | It just didn't work out. She also said that, uh, the FTX scandal, she was just as shocked |
| 0:53.2 | as anyone else. She thought, you know, she believed the hype. They thought it was going |
| 0:56.4 | to be good. But then when she talks about, uh, Tom, she says, listen, I've always cheered |
| 1:00.8 | for him and I will continue to forever. If there's one person I want to be the happiest |
| 1:05.2 | in the world, it's him. Believe me. I want him to achieve and conquer. I want all his |
| 1:10.0 | dreams to come true. That's what I really want. Really from the bottom of my heart. I'm |
| 1:15.0 | guessing that's what most people's exes say about him, right? Like if they sat down |
| 1:18.9 | and did an interview with your ex and they said, how do you feel about him? You think your |
| 1:21.8 | ex would say, I cheer for him. I will continue to cheer for him forever. There's one person |
| 1:26.6 | I want to be the happiest in the world. Believe me. It's him. I don't. I want him to achieve |
| 1:32.0 | and conquer. I want all of his dreams to come true. That's what I really want from the |
| 1:36.7 | bottom of my heart. A lot of people I know who've gone through breakups is to be literally |
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