Rules for Sons
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
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🗓️ 23 June 2026
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Featured on the Tuesday June 23, 2026 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast...
- Joe brings us a helpful list of things that every young man should know.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.3 | Sit down, son. There's something I'd like to talk to you about. Actually, 32 things I'd like to talk to you about. It's one more thing. Armstrong and Getty. One more thing. I always like it when you do a tease and I haven't got the slightest idea what we're about to talk about. It's exciting, isn't it? Mm-hmm. First of all, this may be my last, this will be my last one more thing podcast until the middle of July. |
| 0:27.1 | Maybe ever if I decide to defect to Alaska and become an Alaska. |
| 0:31.3 | Or if you're eaten by a polar bear. |
| 0:33.9 | My parents got chased by a polar bear. |
| 0:35.9 | What? |
| 0:36.6 | When? |
| 1:12.9 | When I sent him to Alaska for my mom's 60th for their sense? Oh, oh. Oh, they were chased by a damn polar bear. I got him a cruised to Alaska and they cruised around and everything like that. And then they went, they added some other stuff on there. They took a helicopter up to Barrow way up north. Oh, neat. And they are walking around in this tiny little town full of drunk Eskimos, according to my dad. And a polar bear came out, and the guide was like, we need to get back to the bus. And so they all like, hustled back to the bus because apparently you don't mess around with the polar bears. Yeah, I wish we had time to do some of those extra things. |
| 1:17.9 | We're doing a cruise up and down the coast from Vancouver way up into Alaskan back. |
| 1:22.4 | And that was long enough for our lifestyles right now. |
| 1:24.4 | But yeah, I could absolutely see going back. |
| 1:25.8 | I don't know if you've ever looked at a map. |
| 1:33.6 | Alaska is very, very large. Yeah, the one thing I'm sure you'll be doing is drinking a drink with ice cubes that are 50,000 years old or whatever. I guess that's a popular thing. Finally, the respect I |
| 1:37.6 | deserve. Yeah. Yeah, great. Super. Okay. It's a good gimmick. it should be nice i'm really looking forward to it |
| 1:46.2 | and i'm i'm blessed that we still enjoy each other's company as much as we do so uh the 32 |
| 1:51.9 | things that i mentioned are rules for sons and i love this i may print this i'm gonna i'm |
| 1:57.3 | gonna retweet it and is-O-N-S? |
| 2:01.3 | Correct. |
| 2:01.6 | Yeah. |
| 2:02.0 | Yes. |
| 2:05.1 | S-U-N-S have their own rules. |
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