Rules Are Good, Workout Metaphors Are Bad

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Ethan and Patrick

Relationships, Christianity, Society & Culture, Religion & Spirituality

4.7 • 531 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2017

⏱️ 38 minutes

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I had an idea for an episode and Catching Foxes stole it, so we stole it right back and made it our own again. Why does the Church have so many rules? Is it actually worth it to follow them? Who knows? Oh wait the Church does and we should submit to her... Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Yo, tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
0:03.0	I'll tell you what I want, what I really want.
0:05.3	My name is Patrick.
0:06.2	My name is Ethan, and we have a podcast, and we're going to record really late and I know you're
0:10.5	If you want to hear my podcast, boy Ethan, aka Bro Bossel.
0:34.5	And I'm Patrick at Catholic Pat.
0:36.1	This is the last episode that we're going to have that I will be
0:40.3	completely sober. The point of hilarity for you. The point of hilarity every single time. Yeah.
0:48.4	No. For those of you that don't know, I turn 21 and one day after this is going out. And I'm very,
0:53.8	very excited to finally be a part.
0:56.5	You guys heard the, if you haven't heard the alcohol episode, go back and listen to
0:59.1	I'm great at moonshine.
1:00.1	But long story short, I didn't drink.
1:02.9	I haven't drank.
1:05.1	And my first time drinking will be Sunday night at midnight.
1:08.1	And it's going to be a pretty exciting occasion to finally take part in the wonderful Catholic world of drinking responsibly. And I'm very excited
1:17.4	about it, and it's finally here, and it's really weird. But yeah, just letting you know, Patrick,
1:22.5	I'm going to be kind of hammered for the rest of our episodes. I'll join you in the Promised Land in six months. Is anyone getting you the Drinking with the Saints book? Probably. I'm probably going to get like four copies of it. TBH. Yeah, I feel like one's coming from Catholic drinkie. Another's coming from catching foxes. One's coming from me and a fourth is coming from someone else. I don't know.
1:45.6	Shout out. Who am I going to shout out? Who cares? He just trailed off that so hard. It's too
1:51.4	late for Patrick to care about making references to any other people. Shout out Julie Lye. I told her I
1:58.4	would shout her out. Whatever. We're moving on. Does Julie Lye still listen? That brick wall of a segue? Yeah. Probably not. She's not. She's too cool for us. She's just cool for us. Can I, I want to be popular in Life Team. I want everybody in Life Team to listen to us. Here's the thing about that. They're never going to. Hey, Ethan, here's the thing about
2:19.3	your dream. Not possible.
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