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RULE OF TWO - Ahsoka Part 5 'Shadow Warrior'

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.98.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle clash over the effectiveness of this episode, just as the master and apprentice do with lightsabers on screen. Ahsoka experiences a Jedi Christmas Carol, revisiting her warn torn childhood and emerging from the waves of Seatos draped in a white shawl. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.

0:04.8

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.

0:34.8

Wow! Let's do it with all the formalities of intros and exposition and name and names.

0:50.1

Wow! How about that episode?

0:52.3

Okay, so I've showed a lot of self-restraint here at Garthamine. I'm Garth Cornpuzzle,

0:57.4

welcome to Rule 2. Wow. I didn't text you about this episode at all.

1:01.2

Yeah. Wow. I needed to know where you were going to come in with it and by your

1:08.3

elated, exuberant tone, I can tell that we're on complete opposite sides for this episode.

1:14.8

Really? Oh my god. You didn't like that?

1:18.6

I mean, I was so disappointed. Oh man. Wow. I was so disappointed. Wow. Look at us.

1:25.6

We overhyped it. I know that this is probably my own fault to a degree, you know, with expectations

1:33.2

and with the Philone episode and with the, let's go see it in theaters, element of it and the blown

1:39.1

out runtime. I did not enjoy the Christmas Carol Jedi edition. Really? I did not enjoy the fact

1:46.4

that we didn't go to the world between worlds. We just went to Asoka's Mind Palace.

1:52.1

Well, I mean, I did not enjoy the fact that Bingo Sandula was responsible for pushing the other

1:59.2

half of the narrative. Come on, man. No, I'm sorry. You got to throw them a bone, man.

2:03.7

No, man. It's not worth it. The end of the day. It's not worth it for nine years.

2:07.5

Pretty presto. It's not worth it for nine years old. And if you don't like Star Wars,

2:11.5

it's probably because you're not nine years old anymore. But that's why people like

2:14.8

original trilogy is the best. How old were you when it came out nine, ten years old? All right.

2:18.7

No, the prequels are the best. Why? I'll do you when that came out nine, ten years old.

2:23.0

These sequel to these suck. Why? I'm not nine or ten years old. So there's always going to be a

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