Ruining the Party w/ Tom Segura!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Tom Segura! We're talking Apirational Goals, Dressing Classy and telling your garbage stories. You know Tom Segura from stand up comedy, Your Mom's House w/ Christina P, 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer, the Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, This is Not Happening, Kill Tony, This Past Weekend, Hot Ones, Matt and Shanes Secret Podcast, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Harrys: Go to our exclusive link, https://harrys.com/AYG, for a $3 Trial Set Soul: Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code GARBAGE for 30% off Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Download the Rocket Money app and enter our show name Are You Garbage? in the survey so they know we sent you! Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey gang, check out this short clip from the Route 66 tour on our YouTube page.
0:04.3	I'm not even lying, I just shit my pants.
0:06.2	What happened at the garage?
0:10.0	Hey, how are you?
0:10.7	You guys have a bathroom?
0:11.9	You saw that, huh?
0:12.6	I'm curious as to what do you want to get out in front of this thing?
0:16.2	These are dangerous questions.
0:18.6	Are those the shorts you were wearing?
0:20.8	Unfortunately, they are.
0:23.9	Dude, that's fucking disgusting.
0:26.5	Unless you were wearing plastic underwear,
0:29.2	which I do not think you wear.
0:32.4	It didn't go through.
0:33.9	No, dude, that's insane.
0:35.6	I'm telling you, it did not get to the outer layer.
0:38.3	What you may know is the upper atmosphere.
0:41.3	It stayed within the molten core of the bunchy.
0:44.3	The underwear, on the other hand, didn't make it.
0:49.3	Thank you.
0:50.3	You're welcome.
0:51.3	I appreciate your hospitality.
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