What is up, Waffle, gang? I do hope you are well. My name is Mark, and today we're checking out some more R-slash, Am I the Butthole?

No initial waffle today, so we're jumping straight in to today's stories. Much love, guys.

Now, the first story comes from Final Cheesecake 146 and it's called, Am I the Asshole for

ruining a pregnancy announcement by telling the woman she may have taken the wrong test.

Obligatory sorry for the formatting. I'm on mobile and it's my first post on here.

My husband and I, 30 male, 30 female, recently invited eight friends for lunch, and we were asked if we could also include a new couple.

Doug and Sasha, both 30s. We have never met them, but everyone who was invited has, so we said sure.

At one point, Sasha needed to use the restroom, and I told her to use the master since the other bathroom was occupied.

I was helping my husband finish with the food when Sasha came out of the master bawling and holding something in her hand.

At first I thought she heard herself but she said something to Doug that caused him to drop to his

knees, cry and begin kissing her stomach. All of our friends began screaming, jumping and crying.

It was insane.

Finally, Sasha tells my husband and I that she is pregnant.

Of course, we congratulate both.

She and Doug gave them a bag for the test, their request.

I would admit that I did find it odd that she brought a pregnancy test

and took it at a complete stranger's house, but I did not say that.

Once everyone sat down to eat, Sasha said, O.P., I hope you don't mind that I used one of

your pregnancy tests.

What the hell?

I just saw them and had to.

I responded confused that I don't have pregnancy tests.

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