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Wooden Overcoats

Rudyard Ruins Everything

Wooden Overcoats

Wooden Overcoats Ltd

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Comedy

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

On 7 September 2025, Wooden Overcoats will celebrate ten years of getting the body in the coffin in the ground ontime with a never before heard lost episode - Rudyard Ruins Everything! Set between seasons 2 and 3, we will be performing this birthday spectacular live at the London Podcast Festival. Join us in person, or stream it online for up to a week after the performance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.

0:02.0

I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.

0:05.0

I've ruled out uni because of my grades.

0:10.0

Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.

0:13.0

With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.

0:17.0

We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. So rethink your

0:23.6

future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. The future is open.

0:33.6

Oh, hello. Lovely to see you again. My name is David K. Barnes and I used to write this series.

0:43.0

Wooden Overcoats, a sitcom about rival undertakers on a Channel Island. Our first episode was released

0:49.2

in September 2015. Good Lord. You know, some of you were listening to us when you were still at school.

0:56.7

And now you've grown up, made friends, and you're out there saving the world. You're very busy people.

1:02.5

Well, anyway, those of you with long memories and short trousers will recall that wooden overcoats finished a few years ago.

1:08.9

We all of us bid a fun farewell to Rudyard, Antigone, Georgie, Chapman, Madeline,

1:16.1

and everyone else on the island of Piffling.

1:18.7

And I missed them very much.

1:22.5

David, write new one.

1:24.4

You're up to.

1:26.1

But I swore that I would never undo that ending or take us back there to see how things turned out afterwards.

1:33.3

And I still haven't.

1:37.3

But...

1:38.3

It is our birthday.

1:42.3

It's our birthday.

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