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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	Right, that's it. Come on. Lights out. You've got a test tomorrow. Just two minutes. I'm about to reach the next level. It's going off now. Yeah, whatever. Let's see. Where's the app? Oh, here it is. What? How? Oh, no. You're out. Better look next time. Mom! It's game over for late nights on school nights. EE Wi-Fi controls help you get them off the Wi-Fi and into bed.
0:22.8	More parents are choosing EE broadband, the UK's fastest growing broadband provider.
0:27.8	To verify I see EE.com.com.
0:30.0	You two are bad friends.
0:31.9	Who are these two idiots.
0:33.5	A white dude and an Asian dude.
0:36.6	You two are disgusting. Oh, you you two or something We're bad friends Probably when the funest birthday parties I've ever been to Was it one of the most fun birthday parties You've ever done? There's chef Yunn right there He was out of pocket What did he do? He didn't do anything wrong He tried to squirt stuff in my mouth Well a socky squirt gun. Yeah. He had a little socky squirt gun. Show the sake squirt gun. When I let me like the... There's Max getting it right in the mouth. Yeah, yeah. That had sake and super soaker. Supersoaker, by the way, invented by a black guy we learned, stolen by a white guy. However, we learned that. We learned that. But show the one of me, he let me light the grill on fire. Huge. Come on, more, more. He kept yelling. Come on more, more. Oh. And then he goes, Saki Squark on. And he in loads maybe 16 ounces of... Wait, wait, he started the palisites fire. Ud. Oh, Yul. Yun, Yul. He hits himself in the face. He has flaming rods, and he hits himself clean in the face. Not once there, but he does it twice. He did it right after this. Do it again? Right in the face. Twice. But I told him three times.
1:45.7	I go, I'm sober.
2:04.1	The fourth time he's like, you want to relapse? He didn't listen. Relax work on! He was so fun. That guy was one of the most fun times I've ever had in my entire. I was threatened by him. You loved him. I made an announcement. I go, don't replace him with me.
2:01.6	I would.
2:02.1	Yeah, I said, are you busy?
2:03.7	Do you want to do a podcast? Because he had, he had real good energy. Great comedic timing. Yeah, good comedic timing. I've been a little off lately. There's me getting scored. Wow, what a silhouette. Looks like someone's pissing in my mouth. Internet. it, take this and run with it.
2:15.7	Yeah.
2:16.2	Take this and run with it.
2:18.2	Carlos also did not get scored in the mouth.
2:19.9	Carlos, of course, is a, for, pissing in my mouth. Internet, take this and run with it. Yeah. Take this and run with it.
2:18.2	Carlos also did not get scored in the mouth.
2:19.9	Carlos, of course, is a, for, it's our Halloween, it's our spooky Halloween episode.
2:24.0	Ooh.
2:26.8	You got a Halloween song prepared, Bob?
2:28.9	Huh?
2:29.7	Bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bada bada bobabum bough bougham bum bum bum bough.
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