Hey, hey, I got some dates coming up. I'm filming my special in Denver September 24th. Also, I'm gonna be in Salt Lake City

September 9 and 10 that I'm doing Bray on the 13th. I'm doing Minneapolis and Madison, Wisconsin 1617 then September 24th

I'll be in Denver filming my special the Paramount theater go to Andrew Santino dot com for those tickets Andrew Santino dot com for those tickets

You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. You two are disgusting. You two are bad friends. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to jewels. Happy birthday to jewels. You're back in this studio. Happy birthday birthday birthday. Hey, did you welcome back? I heard you guys got another dog. I

Didn't get it. Well, you're there to your house. Yeah, it's just like it just shows up like the cones from my trees in the back. Cones. Yeah, like I have pine cones in the trees and they fall

Right, they just show up the owl that hangs out in the pine cone tree.

Woo, right. He just should be showing up dog all day. Everything without no no invites, bro. And that's why that's why this dog no invite nothing. All of us in this

Coojo in my fucking house, right? I can't go into certain rooms, right? And then these bitches

Sorry for my language. That's fine. Yeah, yeah, these bitches right are like you don't you know they go don't you know touch it or say

hide or look because you know people they don't like you history shows. But when you put out the kind of shows what with

Koreans or him. No, because we but I fostered other pit bulls and every one of them growled at the Trabavi. Well, maybe it's the

Maybe it's the breed of dog in Nahtito Bobby. Exactly. My breed is pure. He is pure. I'm pure breeze pure, bro. That pure, bro. Yeah, I'm pure

Bread. You're pure broad. That's blood. I know about pure broad. Did you have to do that? Well, because it's pretty good. You're pure. I'm pure pure.

So the pit bull is wrong. No, but his energy is wrong. No, it's not really. Let me say something right now. Okay, I'm sorry. My bad. All right, let me just

Can I may I may I do yeah, what I'm saying? Where was this pit bull for the last 10 years in the crate in in a in a in a cage? Yeah, right? No human contact. Where Guatemala?

Why? I don't know. I don't know. I keep my instinct said Guatemala. Yeah, my instinct said that to dog. We're connected dude. So we're on about

We're in Guatemala. What's it? Where was it? Um in no

Oh, no, what Pisco? No, Pisco, Guatemala. That's got to be the one of the toughest parts of Guatemala. I've ever heard of. Yeah, yeah, you know what they do down there? What?

No, you don't seriously? They pull your toenails off one by one. Yeah, if you don't pay your bills and then in the streets

They make you get naked and you sing a crazy song. I don't have monies. I don't have a man. And then they clap at you and they spit on you

And that's how that it's crazy. And then they close with chick, le chick, le right? It's not I hate that. I hate

Been there that gum in Tijuana. That's all they sell is chick, le yeah, chick, le it's you know, I mean there's no flavor

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