Brudolf, Thorett knows Freak, Stora and Matt Besser, Daniel Smigler, Zachary No,

Jessif McKenna, Nokia Blakelock and John Gimbley.

COVID-19 threatens to cancel Christmas. Santa says, Xmas 5050.

Well, hello. I'm Sam. I'm a talking snowman. That's right, and this is the North Pole.

I'm sitting here in the Christmas tree orchard. Come with me and I'll introduce you to the number one

citizens of the North Pole, Santa and Mama Claus. There they are. But this story isn't about them.

It is about the winter of 2020 when Christmas almost didn't happen.

That's right, the pandemic COVID-19 almost kept Santa from delivering his presence.

We start our story as Santa visits Donner's Dearkay because Mrs. Donner has just had a new fun.

Knock knock. Come in Santa. Oh Jesus. What a blessing. Well, we're, we're, I mean, we, this just happened.

Oh my God. Get a mop. Where can I step? Do I have to still get him something to drink and eat? I just gave food.

Well, it's Santa. I mean, I'm pretty thirsty. I sure would like a sugar plumb darling. Okay, I'll get up.

Okay. No worries. I'll get this one here. Oh God, that's your placenta.

Oh, no, no, eat it Santa. It's good luck. I'll put some sugar on it. Can you? More. Sure. More. Now some cinnamon. Yeah, get me the cinnamon honey.

Sorry, I'm a little slow. Come on. The seasoning. Yeah, placenta. Yes. And why don't we get a nice glass of milk to help him dip it in?

I have to go back. I have to go back to the kitchen. Yes, it's fucking Santa. It's my fucking bar stewed.

I'm trying. I didn't know he was going to come today. Okay, you know what? Let's just, okay. Well, well, well, why don't you, we'll get the snacks and Santa, I, I want you to, uh,

let's have a look at the new generation of pack beast for my. Beautiful. He's my little miracle. Wow. Oh, oh, oh, what the fuck is this?

What the fuck is what I haven't really fucking thing?

My son, this reindeer, what are you talking about? Oh, I haven't even really taken it with its nose. You haven't looked. Well, I mean, it literally just happened and then you walk to the floor and you can't get to look either. I've been too busy getting you snacks.

Okay, let's take a look then. I was a long hard woman of my year children before I threw them into the well of souls so they could never come to be a threat to my domain.

And I totally respect that. Oh my god, his first word is Santa Santa. I just gave birth to this one. It is first word is Santa.

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