Brudolf the Red Nose freak, Stara Matt Besser, Daniel Smigel, Zachary Nose, Jess

of McKinner, McKibley Clock and John Gimbley.

COVID-19 threatens to cancel Christmas. Santa says, Xmas 5050.

Well, hello, I'm Sam, I'm a talking snowman. That's right, and this is the North Pole.

I'm sitting here in the Christmas tree orchard. Come with me and I'll introduce you to the

number one citizens of the North Pole, Santa and Mama Claus. There they are. But this story

isn't about them. This is about the winter of 2020 when Christmas almost didn't happen.

That's right, the pandemic COVID-19 almost kept Santa from delivering his presence.

We start our story as Santa visits Donner's deer cave because Mrs. Donner has just had a new

fawn. Knock knock. Come in Santa. Oh Jesus it's so blessing here. Well we're we're we're I mean

we this just happened. Oh my god get a mop where can I step? Do I have to still get him something

to drink and eat? I just gave Bo. Well it's Santa. I mean I'm pretty thirsty. I sure would

like a sugar plumb darling. Okay I'll get up. Okay. Don't worry I'll just get this one here. Oh

god that's your placenta. Oh no no eat it Santa it's good luck. I'll put some sugar on it.

Can you more? Sure more now some cinnamon. Yeah get me the cinnamon honey. Oh sorry I'm a little

small. Come on. The seasoning. Yeah placenta. Yes and why don't we get a nice glass of milk to

help him dip it in? Yes it's fucking Santa it's my fucking boss dude. I didn't know he was going

to come today. Okay you know what let's just okay well well why don't you we'll get the snacks

and Santa I want you to uh let's have a look at the new generation of pack beast for my

beautiful. He's my little miracle. Oh what the fuck is this? What the fuck is what I haven't

really fucking thing? You made my son this reindeer what are you talking about? Oh I haven't even

really taken with its nose. You haven't looked well I mean it literally just happened and then you

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