Rudolf The Sunburnt Reindeer

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0	on this episode of the commercial break and then i look at my other kid and they have like
0:13.8	rud off the red nose reindeer cheeks and then i look at my third youngest, and she looks like she is in distress.
0:22.7	It looks like an emergency. That's what it looks like. And so I'm like, okay, kids, wrap it up. Let's go. Let's get out of here. She's like, well, we'll just put some sunscreen on them. I'm like, it's too late now, hon. The damage is done. We better go. And they're going to be fried. They've been swimming in a pool for three fucking hours.
0:37.9	Now they're sunburn.
0:38.9	Now we've eaten.
0:39.9	They're going to be fried. They've been swimming in the pool for three fucking hours.
0:38.7	Now they're sunburn.
0:39.6	Now we've eaten.
0:40.6	They're going to be fried.
0:42.8	And we got a rehearsal dinner tonight in like three hours.
0:47.3	We got to get them upstairs and magically to bed somehow, some way.
0:48.6	Good nap.
0:48.9	Yeah.
0:49.5	So we did.
0:51.4	Magically got them to bed with melatonin.
0:53.0	Exactly.
0:59.9	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:02.0	The 30 of the morning!
1:04.0	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.
1:05.7	Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:06.3	I'm Brian Green.
1:08.3	This is my dear friend and the co-hosts of this show.
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