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I've never understood this phrase, but I know it's like an 18th century English phrase.

It never rains, but it pours.

You know, it rains outside.

Yeah.

Sometimes it just rains.

I think what they mean is it just when it does rain, it comes down hard. No, it doesn't. No. Not always. Sometimes it rains lightly. So it never rains, but it pours. I don't know. I don't get it. But in terms of my life, today I get it. Yeah. What's going's the what's the downpour today I get it

yeah I get it you know like yesterday I was under the weather yeah then today I'm I'm I'm

trying to record some stuff and there's a sheriff's helicopter going outside the window

that they finally found you I don't know what was going it turns out check the schools are locked down

don't know why there's a sheriff's helicopter so if you hear glass breaking and me screaming

please call 911 uh and then and then i go out in the front yard to look up at the sheriff's helicopter

because i'm stupid and uh there's a a guy from the water company out there. I said, what's going on? He goes,

you got a leak. I said, I do. And that requires a helicopter to fix it? No, I don't know what the

helicopter had to do with that. And so the water's off and the guy's out in the front yard fixing

the main into the house. And then our microwave broke and I ordered a new one from Costco and the guys out in the front yard fixing the main into the house and then our

microwave broke and I ordered a new one from Costco and the phone rings and it's like hi this is

so-and-so from Costco I'll be there in 15 minutes to install your microwave when it rains it pours

it never rains by the way those of you will call don call 911 for for Don. I will call ICE instead.

So just so you know who's calling whom.

You know, my family hasn't been in, I haven't had an immigrant in my family since, wow, like the middle of the 19th century.

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