Welcome to Watch Diary. My name is Ryan Stelling. We're starting things off a little bit

differently here. Normally, it's just me at the top. Brando's over there without a webcam.

So he's kind of here, but kind of isn't. And that's how different this episode of Watch

Diary is going to be. What's up, man? What's up, man? My day has been ruined by this stupid

thing not working. You know, most people would say, don't let it get to you. You're better than

this. You know, you've accomplished a lot in life. But all I can think about right now is at this

stupid thing that's supposed to work every time is not working. Is that why you chose that photo

because of your insecurity? You had to just show and display your accomplishments, which are your

two boys. Oh, please, those are my accomplishments. Let me tell you, my kids every, every parent

brags on their kids and they need to simmer down because my kids are just okay at best. Yeah.

And like, for example, my one kid won't stop talking in baby talk. Did you ever go through a baby

talk phase? I don't think so. That was not something that ever. Are you talking about your older

child? That's got to be why it's a problem. That's right. Yeah. My older child. Now,

did you always have a really low speaking voice? That might be why. Honestly, I don't remember

what my voice was like. There's not a lot of video of me as a child. I guess when I started

filming myself and me and my friends were making movies in middle school, I was like one of the first

voices to change. So basically, if I went to my middle school movies with our friend Reed,

my voice is already almost what it is now. So I don't remember what my voice is like before.

God, you were just probably insufferable. But anyway, I can see you as a child coming out of the

womb being like, give me my field greens or whatever that greens thing that everyone's trying to

get everybody to take. Athletic greens. I know that we're kind of talking about your

accomplishments with your children, your webcam. I've been throwing the podcast. There's a lot going on.

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