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Okay, now we can take a big, deep breath, and relax a little bit and feel much better about the Kansas City Royals

if they just light the Milwaukee Brewers on fire for the Brewers' home opener on Monday afternoon,

what a beat down this was. The Royals went at 11 to 1 over the brew crew who are off to a terrible start.

More on them coming up in a moment because there's some crazy stats out there.

But our headline today is we feel a little bit better about the Royals at two and two,

especially with the twins and the Tigers combining to an 0 and 7 start between the two of them.

So looking good in the division, two and two is just fine.

Royals don't have to set the world on fire here in March,

April, and May. A little 500 ball, three or four games over would be nice, but 500 ball

keeps you alive almost every single year. We'll hope for better. But my goodness, what we saw

against the Guardians those first three days didn't look very good. But on Monday, an entirely

different story is the Royals come out,

guns blazing, they score three in the first to take a three-nothing lead in front of 42,000

fans that were just going wild for the Brewers, who were off to a terrible start against the

Yankees that some are saying is a team the Yankees using illegal bats called torpedo bats.

We'll get to this in a moment because it's a really, really fascinating thing happening

with the Yankees and whether this transforms Major League Baseball, we shall see.

But the Yankees beat up on the Brewers, and everybody was talking about these Yankees bats

they're using that are conforming.

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