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WRESTLING SOUP

ROYAL RUMBLE SURPRISES (Wrestling Soup 1.28.26)

WRESTLING SOUP

Wrestling Soup Network

Sports, Comedy, Wrestling

4.3753 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

0:00-3:00 - Package delivery complaints, weather discussion, snow in various states

3:00-8:00 - Cold vs hot weather preferences, people calling out for minimal snow, truck/four-wheel drive jokes

8:00-12:00 - WWE Evolution PLE ratings, women's wrestling viewership, Cardi B and Patriots

12:00-18:00 - Royal Rumble buildup criticism, Women's Rumble in Saudi Arabia, Eo in Puerto Rico

18:00-26:00 - Royal Rumble entrants, new Saudi wrestler Tariq, Seth Rollins return speculation

26:00-36:00 - Wrestler retirements, AJ Styles swan song, Raw recap begins, brand vs brand criticism

36:00-46:00 - Corporate warfare comedy, six-woman tag match, Raquel Rodriguez character discussion

46:00-56:00 - Raquel "pretty hunter" gimmick idea, Liv Morgan development, Judgment Day dynamics

56:00-66:00 - Saudi Arabia jokes, Tony Khan burner account discussion, wealth vs Twitter behavior

66:00-76:00 - AEW emotional attachment theory, internet fame and mental health, number one contenders match

76:00-83:10 - CM Punk vs AJ Styles main event, Finn Balor interference, CM Punk's babyface run criticism, wrap-up


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0:00.0

Wrestling suit for a mature audience.

0:05.6

I don't available.

0:07.8

Yeah, probably like 18, probably 18 inches or so.

0:13.7

Well, that explains why my fucking package isn't here today, you assholes.

0:17.9

Oh, well, I can tell you this much.

0:23.0

Shit's moving real slow around here.

0:25.0

A lot of stuff ain't getting done. Yeah, I got a fucking box.

0:26.6

It's been sitting in Cleveland for two days.

0:28.8

And I'm like, why in the fuck is it stuck in Cleveland?

0:32.9

It got from, I think this one was coming from Japan.

0:37.2

No, no. Yeah. No, no.

0:38.0

Yeah.

0:40.7

Yeah, Japan.

0:41.7

Japan.

0:42.8

Well, no, it goes Japan to California.

0:45.5

And then when California to like Kansas and then Kansas up to Cleveland, Ohio.

0:52.4

And I'm like, they're totally missing my.

0:54.1

You're like overflying my state, Ohio. And I'm like, they're totally missing my. You're like overflying my state guys.

0:57.8

And it's, I'm Cleveland now for two days.

1:00.6

And I pinged it earlier today just to say, hey, Chicago's that way.

1:08.1

And nobody got back to me yet.

1:10.8

Oh,

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