Royal flush - with Susannah Constantine
Off Air with Jane & Fi
The Times
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2022
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
What would you do if you blocked the loo at a high powered event? Turn to the sister of the Queen and use a cake slice? Surely not...but if you did you certainly wouldn't keep that cake slice...would you?!
Fashion guru Susannah Constantine answers that and so much more in her new memoir "Ready For Absolutely Nothing" including how it feels to be ghosted by Dolph Lungren, stalking Scissor Sisters front-man Jake Shears until he agreed to become her friend, and whether Elton John falls under 'E' or 'J' in her address book.
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