Roy Wood Jr.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Roy Wood Jr. feels thankful about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Roy sits down with Conan to discuss tailoring an effective set for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, honing crowd work during sports practice, and the changing landscape of informational media. Plus, the competitive energy heightens as Conan, Matt, and Sona compare the relative popularity of their eponymous sandwiches. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. This episode was recorded on 5/15/23.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Roy Wood Jr., and I feel thankful about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:30.7	Hello, Conan O'Brien here. Welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend. I feel like I have two
0:40.4	friends with me right now, Sonom of Sessian, and I believe it's Matt Gourley. I think we're pals.
0:46.8	We have a good flow. People like the way that we work together. That's weird. People like our
0:53.1	kind of relationship, even though I don't think we do. I don't think that's important. The chef
0:59.3	doesn't have to love what he's making. He probably should. Yeah, why would he make something he
1:07.1	doesn't like? That doesn't make sense. What a terrible shot. What are we doing here? Here you go.
1:13.9	Some more shit I make. What are you talking about? I think this is a lovely acclare. Oh no.
1:21.6	Shit. I added it. Why do you hate it so much? See, childhood struck by lightning. Everything tastes
1:32.4	like shit to me. Why did you become a chef? I heard I like the hat. It's fun to wear it. It's called
1:41.2	a tuk. All right. Really? You got into this all food that you ingest. It tastes like excrement to
1:50.8	you. Because you were struck by lightning as child. So you serve it and I hate it. Even watching you
2:01.6	eat it makes me sick. But you stayed in it because of the tuk. Why are you going over this again
2:09.1	and again? We established everything. It seems like a bad improv today. Not at all. I'm just trying
2:17.2	to say that you tasted things and they they we've gone through it. Why do you repeat so much? Well
2:23.9	it turns out I was struck by lightning and as a child and so I tend to overset things up. That's
2:30.2	what I do. You and I could be friends both struck by lightning. You said things up right. I tend
2:37.2	to set things up now just to summarize. You were hit by lightning. I'm going to fucking kill you.
2:44.5	And then it's made you go over things too much when you're doing a podcast. Is that right?
2:54.0	Man, I don't know where that one started but I think we had a good time. We had a good journey.
2:58.5	We learned a lot. I think about ourselves. I learned you did you can do a french accent,
3:04.8	a German accent and an Italian accent. And they all sound end up sounding Russian. Yeah.
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