Roy Wood Jr. Breaks Down Trump's Arraignment | Cedric the Entertainer
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2023
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.0 | Pfft. |
| 0:03.0 | Pfft. |
| 0:04.0 | Let's move on to the next story. |
| 0:11.0 | The arrest of Donald J. Trump. |
| 0:14.0 | Oh, you heard about it. |
| 0:19.0 | You don't hear about it. |
| 0:21.0 | Okay, I thought it was just a little... |
| 0:24.0 | Yesterday was a momentous day for Donald J. Trump. |
| 0:28.0 | He was indicted for 34 counts of falsifying business records. |
| 0:31.0 | And also, one count of clogging the courthouse toilet. |
| 0:34.0 | They added that one at the last minute. |
| 0:37.0 | So, old Trump, he went down to the courthouse, |
| 0:39.0 | looked around, stooped for a couple of minutes, |
| 0:41.0 | and then fled on his private jet to Florida. |
| 0:44.0 | Because, as you all know, Florida does not have an extra edition treaty |
| 0:47.0 | with the United States. |
| 0:50.0 | He rode up tomorrow, logo, and then he waved to his supporters, |
| 0:53.0 | and then offered to put a storm up in book. |
| 0:56.0 | And they put... |
| 0:59.0 | What is this? |
| 1:00.0 | Seriously. |
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