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Oops, sorry, I have to say that again because I have an elephant, Cuckoo clock. And so at

the top of every hour. Oh my gosh, I have a Cuckoo clock. It's so great. I love it. My

wife got it for me. I have a train. Oh, nice. Yeah. Cool. The little elephant comes out

of the hole. My Cuckoo clock is going, but I have it on silent. And it's now the train

is going around the tracks. This is don't ask TIG. I'm TIG notaro. Exactly the person

you shouldn't be asking.

Here to help me today is the amazing Roxanne Gay. Hi TIG. Hi. So you're clearly way more

qualified to be giving advice than I am. The show should actually be called don't ask TIG.

You should ask Roxanne Gay. How do you feel about it? I don't know. That's a lot of

pressure. I mean, I love giving advice, but I don't know if I'm qualified to give advice

on anything, but maybe which installment of fast and furious you should watch. I'm

really good at that. Oh, what installment of fast and furious should I watch? You should

start with five. Okay. Fast five. It's very, very good. They're all good, but yeah.

We could probably just end the episode now. I think we're good. Yeah. We're all set.

Well, how does it? I mean, you say you're not qualified. I'm assuming you don't have

any sort of certificate on your wall that's advice related certification, but how does

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