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Dude, I got flipped off by a child today. I'm rattled.

Okay, you're gonna have to steer this episode.

I think that before we jump in we do need to address this

because I would like to read the exact message you sent me

if that is all right with you.

Okay, I want to know what sort of universal message this is.

Okay, so you said I just got flipped off by a small child

through a window at Popeyes.

And I said, I'm so happy for that.

And you said, like, just looked at me with his big child eyes

and slowly lifted his middle finger to the glass.

Methodically, slowly, deliberately.

And he was so cute.

Like, you know, it was one of the situation three order

and then you got to whip around, right?

And I had a stressful day.

I had to go to the goddamn doctor.

So I was like, I'm getting some mother fucking red beans

and rice from Popeyes.

And so I was whipping around.

And I passed like part of the red.

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