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Sleep and Relax ASMR

Routine Rambling to Put You to Sleep

Sleep and Relax ASMR

Sleep and Relax ASMR

Arts

4.1926 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2022

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Sleep and Relax ASMR, we undergo a routine rambling, featuring lots of mumbling, occasional unintelligible phrases, and total nonsense to help you relax. Enjoy!

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0:00.0

Hello.

0:15.0

Welcome to another episode of Sleep and Relax.

0:20.0

ASMR.

0:30.0

Don't mind me, this is just another standard routine ramble for the restless.

0:37.0

They are scheduled for every year, just once a year, just to make sure that tangles in the sense of, sleep sensitivity seem to be up to date, you know, up to standard, if you will.

0:45.0

I mean, you know, one thing is for sure you, you never want to violate code around these

0:51.1

parts.

0:52.1

Apartments sleep and they take no prison. want to violate code around these parts.

0:57.0

Apartment of sleep, but they take no prisoners, not like prisoners of Askeman.

1:05.0

That's an anti joke, I'm sorry, that's so silly. But no, seriously, I mean, you, I take my job very seriously.

1:09.0

I mean, for example, I know that Chapter 4, Subsection 8.1 of the Slapico Manual clearly reads,

1:18.0

quote, routine ramblings for the restless should be performed no less than once a year.

1:25.0

And the very next subsection states failure to comply with routine ramambling for the restless may result in fines and or revoking

1:37.2

in establishments sleep license. I don't carry the whole code book with me it's approximately 7,000 pages in ways the same as about

2:01.0

maybe 700 feathers or something like that but I did I studied for

2:08.9

the exam for about eight hours and passed of course it was an online exam open book of course and in terms

2:21.9

in terms of personal information, it was name, birth date, last four of social security

2:29.2

and your favorite sleep brands, so no wrong answers for that, for the most part.

2:37.0

Chapter 8 is all about standard procedures for which to test, how to test, tingles and what not to do.

2:48.8

For example, I am not to raise my voice above a certain decibel level while performing my ramble.

2:58.0

Chapter 8, Subchapter 1.A states that I am required by code to explain what a decibel is,

3:09.0

so as to be very clear with you about volume levels. The decibel is a relative unit of measurement

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