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at www.gitfreed.a.i. Hello, residents. My name is Zach Olson. I'm joined today by Mike

Estefan and thank you for downloading this month's episode of the EM Clerkship podcast.

This is EM Clerkship's secret residency curriculum, advanced content designed to test the graduates

of EM Clerkship, and today is round number 13 of the game.

Michael needs to perform today's case in Real Abem's oral boards format.

He has 15 minutes to complete the case. He does not know what the case is ahead of time. If Mike hits all the critical actions that I've listed out beforehand, he wins if he doesn't or if he performs a dangerous action I win. These cases are created by me. They're not actual ABM cases and they are not real patients. Let's go. How are you doing Mike? Zach, I am doing great. How are you? Good. You got a new

microphone. Yes, I do. The ice. You got the ice. The blue ice. Wonderful. The blue ice. Sweet.

I sent you that meme. Did you have any idea what I was alluding to? No, absolutely. No clue.

The iced tea episode from Rick and Morty, no, nothing? Oh, wait, what season? The numericons. What season? I think that's season two. Oh, I've seen season two. That's a bummer. I don't remember it. That's like my after shift. Like when it's late, when it's like midnight and I'm home and I just want to like eat something real quick and go to bed, 20 minutes of Rick and Morty is about all you need to do to forget literally everything that happened from work. A little bit of iced tea flying through the universe. Anyways, all right, you ready to go?

Yeah, let's do it.

All right, take out a piece of paper and a pencil, place the paper sideways in front of you, and put the human body on the left side of it.

Let me know when you're ready.

I am all ready for you.

All right, Dr. Estefan, this will be a single patient encounter.

See what I did there.

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