Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. No Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. And it's

convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode

of Klein Alley Show. How would you let to go see that band in New York City, Oasis? We're going to send

you there. It's all part of K-Rock's Road Trip USA. Just have to listen and win. And in about

25 minutes, we'll give away some tickets for you to go see Cagee Elephant right here, a private K-Rock show at Elray Theater. Then get ready for this, put you on the standby list. And if you win, you'll be seeing Caged Elephant again in New York with Oasis. So there you go. Your chance to win those tickets coming up this morning. This is pretty important right now because we will attempt to conquer this presidential physical fitness test. and even though we have changed our own rules to make it so we're kind of we're trying to throw the competition in our favor well because our boss has dangled this carrot they said that we would get some sort of a party at the end of the summer for our audience that they would pay for somehow and they would get a good band and it would be a whole thing. I think it was going to happen regardless, but it wasn't going to be our thing. And they said they would basically let us control the guest list and we could bring our listeners and we could do one really good hang. And we wanted to do a couple of things, including a send off to Jake's old car. and we had a bunch of of opportunities, things we wanted to do that every time we brought up in meetings, they said, sorry, guys, no budget, not going to happen. But then they said that if we were able to complete any of these items on the physical fitness test, when they said that, by the way, I think knowing that there's no way I was going to be able to run the mile. Well, and I think they just wanted to watch us try and lap at us. But, or maybe they want us to be healthier so they don't have to give us health insurance anymore. That's part of it. Companies do a lot of things to try to encourage the workers to be healthier, right? So they'll give you like little incentives. And even just things things like insurance if you take one of these

you know i think they do these mini physical fitness tests just to show that you're not a complete

blob and if you can pass those i think you save a little bit of money on your insurance right at

the complete blob test i want to take that one we you pass oh congratulations flying colors so

originally we had randomly selected which one of these things we'd all have to do.

And then we realized that none of us landed on things that were good for us.

Well, we realized it was just going to be fail after fail after fail.

We're trading now.

Jake feels like he can easily do the amount of push-ups that a 12-year-old boy should be able to do.

And if you remember, during our live show before the almost acoustic Christmas,

Jake did also prove that he could do 70 push-ups in a row,

and he completely sweat through his disgusting tie-dye shirt, and then I had to wear it.

That was a great moment.

That was not a great moment.

So Jake is going to take over the push-ups because Vanessa could not even do one push-up. She could do five girl ones on her knees. Zero one push-up. And then she was like, that's getting me warmed up for the real push-up. And then she goes down but never comes back up. Right. Vanessa feels that the one thing she could do was what Ali was assigned to do which which is the sit and reach because she's so little, she doesn't have to, she reaches one inch, she's already at the end of her toes. Well, yeah, and you know how kids are like super limber? Yes, their bones haven't fully formed yet. Yeah, they can like bend backwards and grab their ankles. And they're just like, whatever. So Vanessa wants to do that one. Vanessa, are you prepared to do that right now? I just have to change my pants because there's no way I could do them with these pants.

What pants are you prepared to do that right now? I just have to change my pants because there's no way I could do them with these pants. What pants are you wearing right now? Just like brown jeans, but I'm going to wear the traveling show sweat pants. Oh, my lady pants? Your lady pants? Oh, yeah, go ahead. borrow them. They of pants. They fit on everyone on the show.

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