This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

Well, the big story was Madonna has posed topless at 56,

and at that age she gets the front pages of a lot of the papers

where they talk about Madonna going topless at 56.

People have said that their jaws hit the floor. She's posing on a bed, wearing a tiny strapped bra and corset showing her full

assets. And they were saying the same as I did, practically. They weren't sure if her boobs were

real or fake, because for some reason, the nipples don't look quite right.

I know it's an odd thing to say, and I do feel a bit guilty mentioning the word nipple at this time of day, but they just don't quite look right, unless she's sort of, perhaps she just looks odd.

Victoria Beckham, in tears, as she accepted the brand of the year award and thanked her husband,

the British public, and everybody else. And she cried. And believe it or not, she also

thanked her other half, business partner Simon Fuller, and her fellow former Spice Girls

following the band's split. She says, we've come a long way since the Spice Girls' dressing room days.

She also confessed that she could be a right pain in the butt

and didn't understand how Jerry Halliwell, Melby, Melsie and Emma Bunton could be so supportive.

So everybody cheered and she got very carried away with it.

And so that's great. It's great.

And she was promoting World Aid Day at Vicky B's flagship London store. Oh, Davy Boy Beckham went there as well.

It's an odd relationship, isn't it? McBust did have kicked off Christmas, a special message from the supergroup.

I don't think they're really supergroup. I'm not totally convinced, but they were, you know,

they're doing their usual thing. I'm not sure if I like Macbuss. I like both groups separately.

I'm not sure if I like them together. Rod Stewart managed to escape death after a head-on car crash.

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