ROTS 79: Swindled by a Crazy Space Wizard
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🗓️ 1 March 2018
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Revenge of the Sith Minute 79: PALPATINE is putting on his dark cloak: he is now fully DARTH SIDIOUS.
Guest Commentator: Mike Norton
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, welcome to Star Wars Minute. It's the daily podcast in which we analyze, |
| 0:15.8 | scrutinize, and celebrate Revenge of the Sith one minute at a time. I'm |
| 0:20.8 | Alex Robinson from the website comic book Alex.com. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm Pete the Retailer from Pete the Retailer.com |
| 0:30.0 | And I'm Mike Norton from I hate Mike.com. |
| 0:35.2 | Welcome back Mike. |
| 0:37.2 | Thank you. Thank you for having me on this week of office minutes. |
| 0:44.0 | That's true. |
| 0:45.0 | Other than one quick cutaway to Yoda, you've pretty much been in this one, it's like a low budget movie where it's all this takes place in this one room. |
| 0:52.0 | We are of course talking about a minute 79 of Revenge of the Sith. |
| 0:56.0 | It takes place all in Palpatine's office. |
| 0:59.0 | It starts off with Palpatine telling Darth Vader, |
| 1:01.0 | we must move quickly. And it ends a minute later with |
| 1:05.5 | Palpatine telling Darth Vader once more. That's it It ends more something. |
| 1:14.0 | Once more. |
| 1:15.0 | So, uh... |
| 1:17.0 | So I like that he says they have to kill the Jedi, |
| 1:21.0 | otherwise it'll be Civil War without end, which I kind of like because as we all know during |
| 1:27.2 | when the motion picture starts it is a period of Civil War, so clearly his plan did not quite not quite work yeah that's I wrote that too that I was like oh I kind of like do I wish that he had said it could lead to a period of civil war? No, I'm okay with it just being kind of referencing that. Yeah. |
| 1:47.4 | Yeah. Well, the weird part is they've already been fighting a civil war for the past three years, so it's weird that he, |
| 1:56.0 | he kind of forgets to mention. |
| 1:58.0 | Of his own design. |
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