Roswell UFO Crash | 42
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2017
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
In July 1947 something crashed in the desert outside of Roswell, New Mexico. Was it an alien aircraft? A top secret military experiment? A ham sandwich? There are literally 1000’s of theories as to what actually happened in the grandaddy of all UFO incidents. In this week’s episode we get to the bottom of it…well, maybe not, but we present all sides of this story concisely…well, maybe it’s just best to say we talk about Roswell! Plus, child slaves on Mars, homosexual frog engineering, and Conspiracy Bot gets into rap. All of that and more on the podcast that has never been mistaken for a weather balloon – Hysteria 51.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is the fourth hand production. |
| 0:02.8 | They say, I'm disturbed. |
| 0:04.8 | From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 0:07.8 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:10.8 | We use jubly spools are not crazy, not crazy. Will you can't handle the truth? This hysteria. |
| 0:15.0 | You can't handle the truth. |
| 0:18.0 | The brain is gone. |
| 0:20.0 | This is hysteria 51. |
| 0:22.0 | And here. |
| 0:24.0 | The truth is out there. |
| 0:25.0 | It's alive. |
| 0:26.0 | But you won't find it here. |
| 0:28.0 | They're coming for you. |
| 0:30.0 | Look, there comes one of them now. Welcome in Hysteria Nation, to the podcast that has never been mistaken for a weather balloon, Hysteria 51. |
| 0:44.0 | Broadcasting from the lower fourth dimension, otherwise known as Chicago, |
| 0:48.0 | I'll be your captain on this fantastic voyage. |
| 0:50.0 | My name is John Gohforth. |
| 0:51.0 | Alongside is our co-captain Mr. Brent, Alex Jones, hand. |
| 0:55.7 | I'm the cousin of this besser. We want to take it on a cruise. |
| 1:04.0 | Wait a second. |
| 1:06.0 | Hold on, did you just call me Alex Jones? |
| 1:08.0 | Is that the joke you're trying to make there, John? |
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