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Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Ross Patterson's Summer Dix Mixtape 2018!

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Comedy, Sports, News, Politics

4.88K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Ross hired DJ Chris Tarantino to remix "At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed" into a summertime mashup of the ages. We hope this helps you get through your long rides wherever you may be headed this weekend! Be safe!

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0:30.0

At night she cries while he rides his steed. A romance novel for dudes by Ross Patterson.

0:48.7

An extremely muscular man with calves and forearms that have more definition than Noah

1:02.3

Webster's dictionary bust through the saloon doors of a tasteful horror house with the

1:06.8

burlap sack full of gold slung over his shoulder. The doors explode off their hinges into a shower

1:13.4

of splinters. The surprising thing about this muscular man is that he's lean too. Not all

1:19.4

roided out like a New Jersey teenager triples tacking a month before spring break. You can see

1:25.7

his cock pressing hard against his jeans almost fighting with the left pant leg mid thigh.

1:32.0

It's not like the jeans are super tight or have some kind of Euro cut. It's just how big his penis is.

1:37.0

This man is me. St. James Street James.

3:07.0

I need three horse.

3:36.8

Two of them must have some type of background or formal training in circus performance.

3:45.4

Within seconds I feel a tap on my shoulder and turn to see three eager women standing in a perfect

3:50.5

pyramid directly behind me. After the horse race in, I slam the bedroom door and begin to pull off my

3:56.9

pants peeling them down to the top of my boots.

4:15.1

I sit down on an old wooden rocking chair in the corner of the room. Take a cigarette out of my

4:19.7

duster jacket and strike a match up my right boot which is now awkwardly pulled above my dog.

4:49.7

The spark of the match lights up the room and after lighting my cigarette I use the remaining

5:13.1

flame to light a small lantern on the night stand next to me. All three women are now magically

5:18.0

lit as if they're sitting for a presidential porch. Even in soft intimate lighting I can clearly see

5:23.7

the two of the horses sixes on their best day and the others are firm for you can do the math

5:29.1

for yourself but that is way past the ten totals that only fucking judge me.

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