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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Ross Patterson's Summer Dix Mix 2018!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

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4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

DJ Chris Tarantino turns "At Night She Cries While He Rides His Steed" into the hottest dix mixtape of the summer! Smoke a doink and put your mind into the blender.  Another one! Download the entire mixtape for free here! http://person-people.com/mixes/steed-soundtrack/ Buy Ross' new book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_sim_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=PVEASERF96PXYBAZ4S0A Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Ross Patterson's Summer Dix Mix Tape 2018.

0:07.0

There's another one!

0:10.0

DJ Chris Tarantino. D.J. Chris! T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T

0:15.0

Tarantino! I'm going to be here. At night she cries, she cries while he rides his steed, a romance novel for dudes, by Ross Patterson. An extremely muscular man with calves and forearms that have more definition than Noah Webster's dictionary bust through the saloon doors of a tasteful whorehouse with a burlap sack full of gold slung over his shoulder.

1:10.0

The doors explode off their hinges into a shower of splinters.

1:15.0

The surprising thing about this muscular man is that he's lean too.

1:19.0

Not all rotted out like a New Jersey teenager triple stacking a month before spring break.

1:25.0

You can see his cock pressing hard against his jeans, almost fighting with the left pant leg mid-thigh.

1:31.0

It's not like the jeans are super tight or have some kind of euro cut that's just

1:35.7

how big his penis is. This man is me. St. James Street, James. When I'm a sh a man, I'm a shman and a bah, but I said it is why I say

2:03.7

but above and it's just because I'm a human lie and I don't know why I got 96 96, a gun this

2:13.0

a gun is 96, I got a gun is a frame

2:17.0

that's driving me in pain

2:19.0

and I don't like a ride

2:21.0

so wish that that to the site.

2:23.0

And then I won't get it because baby, I don't see scare

2:27.0

because I'm a creep on magg using gym world affairs. The Fair. Right. Oh, I'm a demon fly, I'm a demon fly, I still it,

2:58.0

fell a lie, I say, but I'm a s, I ain't it's just me

3:02.3

cuz I'm a undim fly. I ain't this jr't just me cool.

3:03.0

I'm a undipped fly.

3:05.0

I don't know why.

3:07.0

I don't know.

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