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It's earlier in the morning and we normally do this. You might be able to hear it in my throat.

It's so early. Take a fisherman's friend for that.

No, they're nasty. I don't know either at this time of the morning. I'd just be sick.

The reason what we normally do, foolishly in many ways, is we do the intro to the podcast.

Am I right, Gareth? We do it after.

This time we're doing it earlier. We're doing it before because the producer's got to go to a wedding.

So the high system has to change.

But there's a sense of mystery. Usually we know what's happened.

What I like about it is we don't have to like. Sometimes we've been...

The show's been awful and we've had to say it's great and the guests have been hateful in some weeks.

And we've all got tears streaming down our face.

We've all got to try and say, you know, put a brave face on it.

No, I am at least covered in mascara.

But this week, we don't know, but I've got a good feeling about it. If that helps.

We're all kind of virginal and hopeful. I like it. It's good.

Oh God, you've got a good memory.

So, yeah, so we're going to listen to this as well because obviously, if you could listen to it now,

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