Ross Mathews

Homophilia

WOW Podcast Network

Comedy

4.4 • 926 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Matt kicks off this week's episode with his "My First Time" time story! (Send yours to: [email protected]) Then, quite possibly the most delightful person on earth, Ross Mathews, joins the guys to dish about everything. They discuss how to be an extrovert in quarantine, Too Hot to Handle, suggestions for Love Is Blind, forgetting what human touch feels like, RuPaul's Drag Race, Celine Dion, a bone-chilling story about Barbara Walters, growing up in Mount Vernon, Aladdin, what it takes to date well (it's confidence), being the unofficial mayor of Palm Springs, significant break-ups, thoughts about kids, and plans for post quarantine. BE PART OF THE NEW “MY FIRST TIME” SEGMENT! Send us a short (2-3 minutes) audio recording recounting your first time and we’ll play it on the show! Email: [email protected] GIVE HOMOPHILIA A NEW LOGLINE Rate, suggest a new logline and subscribe at https://podcasts.apple.com/bs/podcast/homophilia/id1267538496 Listen to Ross's book Name Drop on Audible! https://www.audible.com/pd/Name-Drop-Audiobook/1797101463?qid=1594330085&sr=1-1&ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_1&pf_rd_p=e81b7c27-6880-467a-b5a7-13cef5d729fe&pf_rd_r=SNSG38EE7M6XVVYDG2Q4

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0:00.0	And the Oh, Matt McConkey, Dave Holmes, how are you?
0:27.0	I, you know, yeah, you know, the unanswerable question in 2020, I think okay. I think okay. I think okay.
0:40.0	Yeah, trying not to stare directly into the abyss.
0:44.0	You know, trying to just do the thing with a paper plate and a pinhole in it.
0:49.0	Hard not to do that when the the abyss is everywhere and ever expanding all around us oh it's all around us
0:57.0	the abyss is doing brisk business in 2020 oh but that's okay that okay, because we have a brand new episode of
1:04.6	homophobia. This interview folks you are going to love.
1:10.0	Oh, I talk about a breath of fresh air a real breath of fresh air I had a suspicion I would get along with
1:17.0	Ross Matthews and we both did he is such a legitimate charmer the name drop is the book.
1:24.8	He's got a bunch of great celebrity stories.
1:26.7	He's just, he is a, well, he's a goddamn bundle of joy.
1:30.3	We love him, we love him, we love him.
1:32.4	But Matt, without any further I do, you know what we're doing now.
1:36.4	Listener, we are, we're getting into it. It's 20-20 times are tough. Things are difficult.
1:42.4	We need a, we need a we
1:45.0	need a sexy distraction quite frankly so we're talking about our first times
1:51.1	last week it was two fumbling 13 year olds under a basement staircase
1:58.4	This week
1:59.7	Matt McConkey hits this's this week it's a
2:02.6	to fumbling 14 year olds in a bedroom in Ohio.
2:07.8	And before you dive in, I do want to just remind the listener that we want your stories. We've gotten a bunch of
2:14.9	great ones. I'm very excited. Mostly they have been text to homotheliopod at gmail
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