Hello, welcome to Ona Ross and Carrie, the show where we don't just report on French

science, spirituality, and claims of the paranormal.

Nope, we take part ourselves.

Yep, when they make the claims, we show up so you don't have to.

I'm Ross Bautier.

And I'm Carrie Poppy.

And today we're bringing you a dramatic reading episode.

It's kind of like a bonus extra thing we wanted to try out.

You know, over the years, we've read hundreds of not thousands of pages of teachings by

pastors and prophets and gurus and French peddlers.

And you usually get to hear our recountings of them, our summaries, and our thoughts.

This time you get to hear them from the horse's mouth, regurgitated into our mouths.

A lovely analogy.

Because we're going to be reading some of the writings by some of the people we've investigated.

So you get a little taste of what it's like to be us.

You should see our respective libraries.

They are full of books like these.

Just a note, we may slightly abridge some of these just to keep the flow going, but nothing

that changes the original intent of the passage.

But before we get into that, let me tell you about our live shows.

Are you coming to our live shows?

Because they're coming to you.

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