Hello and welcome to Ono Ross and Carrie, the show where we don't just report on

for insigned spirituality and claims of the paranormal, but we take part ourselves.

Yep, when they make claims we show up so you don't have to, I'm Carrie Poppy.

And I'm Ross Blotcher, and we have found another way to imbibe coffee.

Yeah, so in the past we've drunk it.

Yeah, we've added oil to it.

Yeah, we've had a supplement that's kind of a nootropic enhancement to keep out the

jitters, but we also had the bulletproof version, which,

acidually removed all the mold toxins, so we also don't get jittery.

But have you ever thought about this?

Okay.

What if you took coffee and you know how you usually pour it in your mouth?

Yeah.

If instead you put it up your butt.

I mean, it'll work.

The butt can absorb minerals.

Yeah, and caffeine.

And liquid, yeah.

Yep.

So, okay.

So, you could avoid all the the savory enjoyments of drinking coffee.

Maybe if you really hate the flavor of coffee.

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